From the Guardian ...

The Guardian are not renowned for side splitting humour (except occasionally unintentionally) but hat tip to Political Betting for this item from that paper:

An English cat, "One Two Three" and a French cat, "Un Deux Trois" had a boating race. Who won?

Answer: the English cat, "One Two Three."

Because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq ....

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